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[Kelly J]

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[This is absolutely inexcusable!]KJ

Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
by Drew
November 7, 2012

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney.
Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents.

“I told Gunny we got a bunch of ballots instead of ammo,” Davis told investigators earlier today. “He told me to file a report of improper delivery and that the chain of command would take care of it. We didn’t hear anything for three weeks. While we were waiting we came under fire so we dumped a bunch of them in the Hescoes. We didn’t dig those ones back out.”

After military officials realized the initial error, the ballots were then sent back to the U.S. but suffered a series of setbacks.

Twelve boxes of ballots were dropped overboard during delivery to the USS Kearsarge (LHD-3) in the Persian Gulf, then while the ship sailed to Bahrain, postal clerks allegedly pocketed whatever ballots they wanted.

The remaining absentee ballots were loaded onto a C-130, but the flight was delayed until November 1st so the crew could get tax free pay for the month. Once the ballots arrived stateside they were promptly mailed to each state’s counting facility, reaching their final destination on November 7th.

“It’s a shame,” Rear Admiral John Dawes said when asked for comment. “I expected a delay so I ordered that everyone cast their votes eight months ago. It’s really unfortunate that our mail system failed us and directly affected the course of history.”

Upon hearing the news, angry Republicans have begun a demand for a recount, but most military absentee voters have shrugged off the news, with many wondering whether the care packages their families sent six months ago were ever going to show up.

[fryboy]

found a lil sidebar at the posted link ...to be fair i posted this elsewhere before finding the sidebar ...oddly enough i copied and pasted from here and the link works yet in my copy and paste it doesnt ????

" The Duffel Blog serves the men and women of the US Military with a daily dose of military humor, funny military pictures, and faux news. We take an interesting and funny look at military life. We focus on veterans, military stories, defense, politics (sometimes) and life on base — with a comedic twist. We are in no way, shape, or form, a real news outlet. Just about everything on this website is satirical in nature.

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/about/#ixzz2BmKGXjok
Follow us: @theduffelblog on Twitter | duffelblog on Facebook "

in my copy and pasted the link leads me to this

" You 404’d it. Gnarly, dude.
Surfin’ ain’t easy, and right now, you’re lost at sea. But don’t worry; simply pick an option from the list below, and you’ll be back out riding the waves of the Internet in no time.

Hit the “back” button on your browser. It’s perfect for situations like this!
Head on over to the home page.
Punt. "

[Kelly J]

I was unaware of the Duffle Bag or its concept, so in my ignorance I must apoligize for the posting in which I thought it was of a serious nature.

[fryboy]

no apology needed amigo , it is umm indeed ,if satire,all too believable, and far from what i would call humor , i'm also betting that we arent the only ones who believed it at face value , it does make me question just how the military voted ( that's all i didnt need - more questions and fewer answers lolz ) i've heard too many news stories of service members having problems including being dropped off the rolls in florida and add to this the current problem in the same state ..i dont trust any vote where it takes more than say a hour to get the results from electronic voting machines ( that alone is questionable at best )